I am a firm believer that a person’s basic characteristics can be divined from their driving style alone, much like a country’s typical psychological development can be read through the styles of toilet paper that it consumes…….the more developed a country, the more luxurious the paper, albeit it with cultural hallmarks. German toilet paper is robust, in small stoic sheets, whereas American or British paper is generally thinner, but larger, with form taking the lead over the German function.

In any case, I digress. The point is, the way